英语翻译1.This story took place in America many years ago.A youn

英语翻译
1.This story took place in America many years ago.A young man was called up for army service,but didn't want to become a soldier.When he went for his medical exam,he pretended that his eyesight was very bad.
The doctor pointed to the eye chart on the wall and said,"Please read the top line."
"The top line of what?"the young man asked.
"The top line of the chart,"the doctor answered.
"What chart?"The young man asked again.
Finally the doctor decided that me man's eyes were not good enough for army service.
The evening the same young man was at a movie when another man came in and sat next to him in the dark.When the lights went on,the young man saw that his neighbour was the doctor who had examined him earlier.At once,he said,"Excuse me,madam,but does this bus go to Main Street?"
2.Mr.Hiro Nomura,a Japanese business man,was visiting Shanghai.Yesterday was a very luckly day for him.On his way to Yu Garden,he left a bag with 300,000 dollars in it on a bus.Two hours later the money was returned to him.
Mr.Nomura didn't find that he had lost the money until he returned to his hotel.He at once rang the bus station to ask if anyone had found the money.People at the station said that no money had been found..
That evening,Mr.Nomura received a telephone call at his hotel from a bus conductor.She said that she had found the bag on the floor of the bus.Inside the bag,she found Mr.Nomura's telephone number on his name card.
Mr.Nomura was very happy and he offered to give her 3,000 dollars,but she didn't take it,