请帮忙翻译下面一段英文Guess what guys, ive completed the game, and im g

请帮忙翻译下面一段英文
Guess what guys, ive completed the game, and im gonna give a walkthrough.
1. First, look at your checklist. It will list a couple things you have to do. You need to complete those before you do anything else. Here they are: a. Call me when you get home. To do this just go to the room with a tv and click on the phone and press the yellow button. Done! (press the black button to go away from it). b. Mom’s pills are in the bathroom. Go upstairs and click on the sink picture. now click the cubboard. now there’s gonna be some scary thing! but then you’re done. c. get mom food from the refridgerator. just go into the tv room and click on the picture with lots of rice paper around it (there’s also a kitchen table). now click on the refrigherator. now click it again when it flashing again. Done! d. something about laundry. go to the porch and click on all of the photograph pictures. they will disappear. now go up the stairs, and click on the door straight ahead. click on it again BOOM! click on it again BOOM! and click it one more time SHA-BAM! now open the closet (you could die here by chance) and hope you live, then click the closet again. Done! i think thats all of them. but when you have all your chores done, go upstairs and click on the door on the right. WARNING: THIS PART IS SCARY! now open the white, flashing closet just a creak. now open it again (you could die here by chance) and hope you live, THEN SEE A LITTLE BOY SITTING IN THE CLOSET. now click on the glowing blue opening over the closet (if you lived) to go to the attic. this is the part with the highest chance of you dieing. if you *somehow* (like i did) survive, move your mouse to the left, and grab the phone. click on it when it stops flashing. CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WON!