帮忙分析一下这些加勒比海盗英文台词的语法

帮忙分析一下这些加勒比海盗英文台词的语法
1.You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught captain jack spattor
2.This is either madness or brilliance
3.It's remakable how often those two traits coincide
4.This is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost caught Captain jack
5.come come dear,wo don't have all day
6.Borrowed with out permission,but with every attention of bringing it back
7.Why don't that obean woman bring Jack back the same way?
要求有详细的语法分析,俚语最好也介绍一下
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