英语翻译要参加英语角,讲个话题,帮我翻译一下以下这段话,口语化些.如果我是神,我想让没一样东西都会说话,因为现在我希望地

If I were God,I want to make evrything speak.Because I hope everything on the earth can exchange ideas with humanbeings.Because I think there are too many problems and disasters in the world .It was human`s error.
Man once feel that they were masters of the earth.That was a big mistake.as long as Earth sneezes.Tsunami will happen.as long as he shake the body Under the earth ,an earthquake happens .So we were justlodgers in the world,human beings should protect the planet.
I hope when you pollute water and kill animals.They will say to you:go to hell,asshole.

If I were God, I want to speak every thing will be, because now I want everything on the earth and human beings can share ideas. Because I think the world too many problems. Too many disasters. It was...

If I am god, I want everything will speak, because now I hope everything on earth can exchange ideas with humans. Because I think the world too many questions. Too many disasters. It is human error.

如果我是神，我想让没一样东西都会说话，因为现在我希望地球上的每一样东西都可以与人类交流思想。
If I am god, I want to let everything speak, because now I hope everything on the Earth can share their idea with human.
因为我觉得目前世界上太多问题了。太多灾难。那是人...