写一个发生在你身边有趣的事,用when,while来表述在那时发生的事(英文作文不少于70词）

funny essay in 70 words?
When I was small,I like to urinate at ants in the field in front of my house.One day,I was playing with a group of girls in the field.I saw an ant hill.I immediately unzipped my pants and took out my penis to uinate at the ant hill.The ant hill was soaked with my urination.The girls who were palying with me gathered to watch me shooting the ant hill with my urine.The shouted at the same time,"Wow,you have a big gun hide under your pants" I was so proud that they notice my 'gun'.Well,have gun will travel~!