谁能提供一篇英文幽默短文200-300字

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye."You are a school teacher,eh?" said he."Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单.女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课.法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道：“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了.在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍.
It Is Out Too
One cold day,a friend of the Browns' went to visit them.The maid stopped him at the door.The friend asked,“Is Mr.Brown at home?” “No,he has gone out.” Replied the maid.“Is Mrs.Brown at home,then?” “No,she gone out.” “May I come in and sit by the stove?” “No,it has gone out,too.”
它也出去了
一个冷天,布朗家的一个朋友想拜访他们.女仆把他拦在门外.朋友问:"布朗先生在家吗?"
"不在,他出去了."女仆回答.
"那布朗太太呢?"
"也不在,她也出去了."
"我可以进来坐在火炉旁吗?"
"不可以,它也出去了!"