英语翻译课前三分钟老师让演讲,求一篇英语小短文笑话或小故事都可.带翻译,最好能有知识点.

Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光. 微笑是象阳光,因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好. 如果您不是愉快的,您能微笑,您然后将感觉愉快. 某人也许说, “但是我不感到愉快”. 然后我会说, “请微笑,您,当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友. 您真正地再将是愉快的”. 微笑可能让您有更多朋友.如此我说,微笑是象花. 它将给您幸福.