求英语句子搞笑歪解比如：how are you 怎么是你 how old are you 怎么老是你要这样的.

YOU GO NO GO,YOU NO GO,I GO
你走不走,你不走,我走
you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together up !你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
Good good study,day day up.好好学习,天天向上.
You have seed,I will give you some color to seesee.你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.
You ask me,me ask who?你问我,我问谁?
We two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁?
No three no four.不三不四
Horse house tiger tiger.马马虎虎
One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one cardied!(关于一场车祸的描述)
People mountain people sea.人山人海
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!要钱没有,要命一条!
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笑笑就好~

一男想约班花去看电影又怕班花不来 男：i no see you i no go .you no see me you no go
班花：no see no go

good good study,day day up。好好学习天天向上
may the force be with you。别太放肆，没什么用。

甲：I'm sorry.
乙：Me too.
丙（不会英语装懂的）：Me three.
甲：What are you sorry for?
丙：Me five.