英语翻译19、Learn one good jokeMake people laugh at you.Learn at

英语翻译
19、Learn one good joke
Make people laugh at you.
Learn at least one good joke.
We like the one about Dopey and the penguins.
But there’s a whole host of them on www.***.com
Or go and see some really good stand up,or buy a good joke book.Nick the material and bask in the glory of being a hitherto undiscovered comic genius.A good laugh is good for you to.
Laughing tones your stomach,lowers your blood pressure,and makes you healthier.It's scientifically proven.
Even the concentration of salivary immunoglobulin A is raised by laughing and helps guards our respiratory tract from infectious organisms.
But that in itself isn't very funny.
Unlike the story about the grandfather who always said,"Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health,someone stole my money.It was my grandfather.
20、Find out how your money is invested
Unless you check that your pension is ethically funded,the chances are that You are supporting the arms industry,and companies with poor human and environmental records.
You can find out more by checking out ethical pension funds at www.eiris.co.uk Now,this is a complicated area,and even if you’re just thinking about your pension,you deserve some kind of medal.
So,to make it simple – just ask your IFA (independent financial advisor) or pension provider one question:
“Can you ensure that my investments don’t harm the planet or hurt my fellow man?”
If more of us did that,IFAs and their like would soon take notice.But don’t get caught up in a longer conversation,unless you’re desperate for company.
As Woody Allen once said,anybody who wants to know the definition of eternity should try spending an evening talking to a life insurance salesman.