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hello,everyone,i am on duty today .i would like to share a funny joke with you,hope you like it,and have a nice day!
嗨,大家好.今天是我值日.在这里我想跟大家分享下面一个笑话,希望大家喜欢,过得开心.
A Girl Just Like Mother
像母亲的女朋友
No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval（不满） from his mother． A friend gave him advice（建议）．
一位年轻小伙不管带哪位女孩儿回家,他母亲都不满意.
一个朋友给了他一个建议.
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to（一定会） like her．
找个和你母亲一样的女孩,她一定会喜欢的.
So the young man searched and searched（寻找）,and finally found the girl．He told his friend：
于是小伙找啊找,终于找到了这么一位.他告诉朋友：
“Just like you said,I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed,and even cooked like mother．And just as you said,mother liked her”
就像你说的一样,我找了一位长相、说话、着装、甚至烹饪都像我母亲的女孩儿.果然,我母亲很喜欢.
“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”
朋友问：然后呢.发生什么事了?
“Nothing,”said the young man．“My father hates her!”
小伙回答：没事儿,就是我父亲很讨厌她.