英语翻译要求：1.写成寒假趣事最好2.关于新年趣事ps：二选一pps：带翻译吖!

寒假过去了,可我还在回味寒假中的一件趣事——放鞭炮.
Winter passed,but I also in the winter vacation aftertaste a funny thing happened - set off firecrackers.
放鞭炮是新年的习俗,对我们小孩子来说,在新年是最有趣的事情.
Setting off firecrackers is a New Years tradition,to our children speaking,in the New Year is the most interesting thing.
正好,我们今年的新年就在外婆家的“爆竹声”中度过的.
Well,we this New Year will waipojia firecracker dates.
我就去买鞭炮,买好之后,我迫不及待的撕开了装鞭炮的胶袋,不过我看到鞭炮的种类也真不少：冲天炮、轰炸机、地老鼠、降落伞.
I will buy firecracker,bought after,I cant wait ripped the plastic bags pack firecrackers,but I see many kinds of firecrackers also true ChongTianBao,bombers and:down,parachutes.
最常见的火柴炮和沙炮也有,烟花也有不少.
The most common matches guns and sand cannon also has,fireworks,there are many.
这个寒假玩的真开心啊!
This winter holiday playing really happy!

寒假过去了，可我还在回味寒假中的一件趣事——放鞭炮。
Winter passed, but I also in the winter vacation aftertaste a funny thing happened - set off firecrackers.
放鞭炮是新年的习俗，对我们小孩子来说，在新年是最有趣的事情。
Setting off firecracker...

要求那么多，没办法，就算我英语很好，一时半会也想不出来呀