六年级的英语搞笑对话

-hey,that lady,i like you ,will you be my girlfiend?
-oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first,you are too handsome to be looked at.

everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her.
"are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly.
"yes,"she whispered.
"good,"he said,"may l have your seat then ?