英语翻译Who says honesty is last Tuesday morning dead panic reed

英语翻译
Who says honesty is last Tuesday morning dead panic reed college a student clement college in here to get some money out of the bank,he wants a $50,teller gave him five twenties,rather than five decades for a few seconds as Alan said he didn't know what he should do come back to the extra money,so he gave it to keep it,he could buy a few new CDS,otherwise he will think his friend Simon,dinners,perhaps no one will notice.But then he see
Teller she is a middle-aged woman with a sweet smile,she reminded him of his mother,she always nice to him,so he thinks have records kept may be exactly how much money is paid,and the bride may well get in trouble and the worst of it is Alan.Think he might feel guilty about keeping the extra money back to him the money.Alan gave back the money.