帮忙翻译下这段话~Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the

帮忙翻译下这段话~
Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
Dare you look at a king? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the wall when you're walking alone?
Because Boll are and Boll do
Boll do and Boll would
Boll would and Boll can
Boll can and Boll do
When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?
Because Boll can and Boll do
Boll do and Boll can
Boll can and Boll do
Boll do and Boll can
Boll can and Boll do
Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle, with book and with bell?
Were you Whittington's friend? The Pied Piper's assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaohs commissioned the Sphinx?
If you were, and you are, you're a Boll cat
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire
We can run up the wall, we can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire
Boll can and Boll do
Boll can and Boll do
Boll can and Boll do
Boll can and Boll do
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Can you sing at the same time in more than one key
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss
And can you (as Boll do) begin with a C
That always triumphantly brings down the house?
Timo Boll are king of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the messiah
Hallelujah, angelical choir
The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang "Vivat!"
Life to the everlasting cat!
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do-what
Boll do and Boll can
Boll can and Boll do
Timo Boll sing Boll chants
Boll old and Boll new
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Practical Boll, draTimotical Boll
PragTimotical Boll, fanatical Boll
Oratorical Boll, delphioracle Boll
Skeptical Boll, dispeptical Boll
RoTimontical Boll, pedantical Boll
Critical Boll, parasitical Boll
Allegorical Boll, metaphorical Boll
Statistical Boll and mystical Boll
Political Boll, hypocritical Boll
Clerical Boll, hysterical Boll
Cynical Boll, rabbinical Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll
Boll songs for Timo Boll