谁能帮我用英语翻译下面对白,要配合搞笑情景!谢谢

Both sit down
Greet: hello, what is your name
Romeo: hello, my name's Robert
Greet: what? "ruobo tou"? Ha ha ha ha
Luo: (angry) what "ruobo tou"? My name is Robert! How about you, what to call?
Greet: haha, I'm He PiFu
Romeo: what? happy fool? Ha ha ha ha, very funny
Greet: can you speak Chinese?
Romeo: no
Greet: ha ha, you 'resolame ~ it seems we can't communicate
Romeo:...
The next day ...
The third day ...
After that He would ask ROM. if he can speak Chinese everyday,and then make fun of him
Until one time ROM went to learn Chinese
To meet the Christmas, learn Chinese half-price! 15 days crash
ROM (thought for a long time) : I want to learn the cheapest
Teacher: ok, come with me
Teacher: ā
Luo: a:
Teacher:... Then we learn the word"你" in Chinese, n ǐ
Romeo: ni
Teacher: ok, listen, I read once again, n ǐ
Romeo: ni
Teacher: ok, good
15 days later...
ROM (excitement) : I have something to tell you, I have learnt Chinese!
Greet: I have something to tell you,too. I actually cannot speak Chinese
Romeo: what?
Greet: I said I cannot speak Chinese
Romeo: Chinese? You can't?
Greet: yes
ROM scroll up the book
Greet: what do you want?
Romeo: I want to kill you
ROM jump dozen He...
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