求一个五分钟内英语搞笑小品剧本要求五分钟内,搞笑,英文,对白简单易懂

A:I think I’clever than you.
B D：really?Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)
C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese.
B D：Well,if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.
A C: OK
B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father?
A:let me think... mother because father is further.
D:why is a river rich?
c:so easy! because it always has two banks(银行、岸)
AD：oh! my god! we can't say anything now!