英语翻译Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

英语翻译
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true that you and I have been married for seven years,although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.Too bad that doesn't work.I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week,the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.When you cooked my favorite meal,you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it.I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.After all of this,I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason I guess.I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote,you won't get a dime from me.So take care.