说说这篇关于股票的短文的大概意思..并且给我这个对股票一窍不通的人大概讲讲股票吧~

说说这篇关于股票的短文的大概意思..并且给我这个对股票一窍不通的人大概讲讲股票吧~
ABC stock reached＄155.“＄155” for a stock that should be valued at＄100.Wow!“That’s it,” I said to myself.“It’s time I make a decision.I’m going to short that stock.” I thought to myself,“This stock is overvalued.It can’t remain at the present level for long.This means money in the bank.”
So I phoned my broker.
“I want to place a trade.I want to short 1,500 shares of ABC.
“I’m sorry,Mr.Junkie,” he said,“I can’t process that for you.Your account is cash account.You need a margin account to short a stock.I can send you the application form or you nearest financial institution to fill out the forms.”
The minute I got of the phone,I heard out the door because time is money.I ran to the financial institution to fill out the form and sent it to the broker by express mail service.Next morning I called him.
“Hello,it’s Mr.Junkie.Did you get my application?
“Yes.”
“Great,I would like to short ABC then.”
“One minute please…I’m sorry,Mr.Junkie,but you now need a shorter’s account.”
“What!You mean the margin account isn’t enough?”
“No,you also need a shorter’s account.Any financial institution nearby has the forms.”
Off I ran again.I completed the form and had a taxi deliver to my broker.In the afternoon I called again.
“Hello,it’s Mr.Junkie.I want to short 1,500 shares of ABC at ＄155.”
A few moments later he answered,“Mr.Junkie,I am sorry,but I don’t think that is possible.”
“Why not?”
“Well,the last trade went through at ＄99.”