英语翻译A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog

英语翻译
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog.she asks the shopkeeper,"Does not bite"
The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does not bite."
The woman tries to pet the dog does
"Ouch!"she says,"No,my dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies,"that is not my dog!"