“离你越近的地方越脏” 英文翻译

简洁板：The closer to you,the dirtier.（是的,这样就够了）
华丽版：The cleanliness of a place can be measured by its proximity to your person:a longer distance indicates a more sanitary area,while a shorter distance necessarily implies a more contaminated one.

Closer to you place more dirty

The closer to you, the dirtier it will be.

英语俗语：closer the dirtier