2人英语对话给几个两人英语对话,笑话或者闲聊,没人最好在10到15句左右,要有中文翻译

The Perfect Son.
A:I have the perfect son.
B:Does he smoke?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he drink whiskey?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he ever come home late?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
“I am sorry”.
“I am sorry,too” 外国人回答.
“I am sorry three” 我道.
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问.
“I am sorry five” 我说……

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet ta...