关于月份小笑话 带英语翻译

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一个爸爸带着他四岁左右的儿子逛超市,
　　儿子突然发问：“爸爸,我为啥不是处女? ”
　　瞬间空气凝固,
　　大家都在等着看这个爸爸会给儿子怎样的科学解释,
　　只见这个爸爸沉思片刻,
　　然后淡定地说：“因为你没生在那个月份……”
A father with his four years old son supermarket,
Son suddenly asked: "Dad, why do I not a virgin?"
Instant air solidification,
We are waiting to see what the scientific explanation of the father will give son how,
I saw the father thought for a moment,
Then calmly said: "because you did not live in that month."