用firstly,secondly,thirdly,finally写一篇关于朋友的英语作文

Firstly, I need to make a statement that for some obvious reason I've got no friends at all.
secondly, under current circumstance, I do not think any friend is needed at all unless he or she can help me write my English essay.
Thirdly, what really bothers me is that somehow sometimes I think to have a girlfriend would be a nice option.
Finally, I am willing to accept any consequeces for this piece of writing I am about to hand in.