一些精短易读的英语小故事

有两个
I Can't See Clearly
John failed his final examination.So his parents blamed him for his poor result .
"You should find the cause of your failure,''his father said in anger.
"It is because I couldn't see clearly .'' john said .
"you mean that you can't see clearly what the teather writes on the blankboard ''asked his mother .
"No ,not that .I couldn't see clearly what my deskmate was writing in his exam paper.''
Impossible to obey
The schoolgirl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle,and was busily chewing gum ,when the teacher espied her .
"Marry !''called the teacher sharply.
"yes ,madam '' questioned the girl .
" take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in !''