英语翻译妻子怀孕了 胖的要死 而且每办法减肥到以前的状态,于是老公迈克尔：Somehow,Michael convinc

英语翻译
妻子怀孕了 胖的要死 而且每办法减肥到以前的状态,于是老公迈克尔：
Somehow,Michael convinced me to do that to myself four times.
之后又有了：
But anyway,I’ve gotten off track here.(Michael:Benny,are you trying to subliminally guilt trip me by writing this while you know I’m watching?Me:Of course not,sweetheart.)
请问怎么翻译 看不懂啊