英语话剧四五个女生的 在大学迎新晚会上用的 比较搞笑点 也不要太长 时间最好是6～8分钟

N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies?Oh,Xu …… He is coming!
S:Hello,do you know me?No?Oh,let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular .I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First,put the flour on the table.Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做) Now press,press……
Oh,my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的情) Press,press……
Oh,my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press,press,the children will not know it ,it’s OK,He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces!One,two,three,four,five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow,everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞）,跳完后,非常难过地说：Oh,I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do?The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wu Wu Wu…
S:Mmmm…It looks dirty.Let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上) Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Ha ha……
C:Oh,no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N:The next day,when the class is over,all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.(Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!……
M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!
A:Yeah!I think they are yummy!
M:Let’s ask him.
A:OK!
C:Don’t buy me!（非常焦急）
M&A:Why?
C:I’m dirty!
M:No,you look nice!
C:What can I do?(面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S:Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A:How much are they?
S:Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A:Money?(对视)
M:Oh,I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A:Me too.
S:No money?So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M:What can we do now?
A:Let’s ask dad for money.
M:But how to ask?
A:How?… Oh,I know,let’s make him happy,and he will give us money.（自信）
M:Good idea!(全部下场)

建议，萨翁的＜仲夏夜之梦＞，我们大学的时候有表演过的，很适合，不过要准备服装哦，小鸟啊，树啊，都是人扮的，还是喜剧，嘻嘻，不一定要英语哦，建议你们说汉语台词好些，又不是英语比赛
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