英语翻译您好!这里是矮山堂精神病医院,我们发现您有精神病,请在一个星期内到我们医院报道.否则您的单车会爆胎.挂号请按1,

Hello!This is Ai Shantang Psychopathy Hospital.You are found having psychopathy,please come to our hospital within one week,or you will have a flat tire.For registration,please dail 1,for staying in hospital,please dail 2,for hanging up,please dail 3.
话说这段话很有意思呵…………

Hello! Here is short Shan Tang psychiatric hospitals, we found that you have mental illness, one week in our hospital is reported. Otherwise you will puncture bicycle. Registered, please press 1, press 2 hospitalized, please hang up 3

Hello! Here be the short mountain hall neurosis hospital, we discovered that you have neurosis, please in one week to our hospital report. Otherwise your bicycle meets the blowout. The registration please press 1, in hospital please press 2, on-hook please press 3

Hello! Here is a short mountain hall, we found that your mental hospitals are psychotic within a week, please come to our hospital. Otherwise your bike will be a blowout. Please press 1, hospital register please press 2, 3. Please hang
这是笑话吧！