请各位帮忙想想比较有意义,或者很酷很搞笑的英文句子或短语

1.Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a raving lunatic,
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!
2.My way or the highway!
3.I'm my own best friend AND my own worst enemy.
4.Beer kills the weak brain cells.This is why you seem smarter when you drink.
5.Beer,It Does A Belly Good!
6.Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder
7.Don't live a little,live a lotto"
8.I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
9.My Reality Check Just Bounced.
10.Hang Up and Drive.
11.Life Is Short -- Make Fun of It.
12.Use Vowels Every Day or You'll Get Consonated.
13.(On the front) 60 Is Not Old ...(On the back) If You're a Tree.
14.I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message
15.My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off
16.He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
17.Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand
18.There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People
19.I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do
20.I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb,But It Really Works
21.Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed
22.Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offe

I am who I am!

我在Avril的LIVE!上看到一个鼓手穿的T-shirt上印的是
HI
MUM
蛮有性格的

最帅的是写通缉令!
假如说你叫XX
那么写 Wanted
1,000,000,000 dollars
XX
你的图片
你的简介自己随便写

look at me
and love me
hehe

you are dog

Rain cats and dogs.倾盆大雨
Black sheep.败家子
Black book.黑名单
Green bag.律师
At eleventh hour.在最后时刻
Green as grass。幼稚的
Green coffee.生咖啡
From apples to eggs.从始至终
From the bottom ...

anything is possible一切皆有可能
beauty is perfect完美的美
i don't worry,so i can我不担心,所以我能
pure beauty纯净美
nothing you can't do没有你做不到的事
bold fancy大胆想象

1.My father is rich ! rich !! rich !!!
So chase me immediately !

我在网上收集的一些：
nobody will read this anyway
反正没人读这个
If you can read this, I lost my sweater.
如果你能读得到这些字的话，说明我的外套丢了
I settle every arguement with rock, paper, scissors
我用锤子剪子布解决一切争执...

superman is far from you but near to me!