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A breed of humans that are, like, totally selfish, stubborn, and are targets of marketing companies. High school girls frequently communicate using the words "like", "totally", and the phrase "Oh, my God!" in an effort to like eliminate the need for, like, thinking prior to, like, speaking? They also make every sentence sound like a question? High school girls usually smell of soap, shampoo, and the guys? Oh, my God! Ok. Oh, my God! 99% of these girls own a pair of Uggs.
It is most definitely rumored that high school girls often dream of large octopuses leaving them dumbfounded in all they do. "It's their suction cups that turn me on." quotes one high school girl. This may lead one to believe that girls are about as useful as printer paper, in that once you use them, you wind up losing track of them or throw them away. High school girls, unlike regular girls and women, are composed of a slight mixture of silicon and saturated fats, making them abnormally large if exercise is not part of a daily routine. Also girls who are on their period (where unusual farting occurs) will tend to be more rubbery and obnoxiously stupid than before. They also tend to develop elemental powers during this time period. Fortunately, by the time they learn how to use these powers, their period ends, resulting in the loss of their powers. The sudden simplicity in their lives results in a temporary happiness.

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A breed of humans that are, like, totally selfish, stubborn, and are targets of marketing companies. High school girls frequently communicate using the words "like", "totally", and the phrase ...