求关于he laughs best who laughs last 的小故事.要英文的.

一个短的一个长的
1 Joe said to Bill,"You're ugly,ha ha."
Bill got a bazooka and blew Joe's head off.
"Ha,ha," said Bill
2
there once was a fox who wanted to humiliate her neighbour,pelican,so she invited him for dinner.The pelican accepted and went to the Fox's house but the plates were flat and the pelican couldn't eat with its long beak.The evil fox kept saying how delicious the food was and the pelican told her to come over to the pelicans home next time for lunch.so when the fox went at the pelicans house the dishes were long this time,specially made for pelicans,and the fox couldn't eat at all!So when the fox left pelicans place the bird shouted at her "Who laughs last laughs best you evil fox!you should know that..."

笑到最后才是笑得最好的

谁笑到最后，谁笑得最好，即，不要过早高兴，笑到最后的才是赢家，是句谚语，话说这个还有什么故事的么