请帮写几篇英语文章英语课需要课前2分钟的演讲请各位大虾帮弄几个小短文小故事 小笑话都可以 就是要简单好背的~小学水平的就

The Bat and the Dog
A bat fell on to the ground and was caught by a dog.The bat begged for his life,but the dog refused,saying that he hated all birds.The bat said:"I am not a bird,I am a mouse."So the dog let him go.Shortly afterwards the bat fell on to the ground again,and was caught by another dog.The bat bagged for his life again.This time the dog refused sayingthat he hated mice the most.The bat said:"I am not a mouse,I am a bat."So he once again escapped.
When in danger,use your brain.
这是一篇伊索寓言,也是我曾经的课前演讲稿,

Good morning, my dear colleagues, today my topic is the Olympic Flame.
Olympic Flame indicated Lights, Unity, Friendships and Peace. Moreover, lighting up the Olympic Flame is to memorize the sca...