英语翻译这有篇文章,请英语好的帮忙翻译1下An American visiting England walked int

英语翻译
这有篇文章,请英语好的帮忙翻译1下
An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service.“The lift will be down presently,”said a nearby clerk.
“The lift?”said the American.“Oh,you mean the elevator.”
“No,I mean the lift,”replied the Englishman,annoyed by the American' s arrogance.
“I think I should know what it's called,” said the American.“After all,elevators were invented in thein the United States.”
“Perhaps,”retorted the Englishman.“But the language was invented here.”
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