英语翻译The south,with a thick accent on my tongue and an alien

The south,with a thick accent on my tongue and an alien dialect,so if anything I say is really crazy or weird,way over your head,you can ask.x05
口音浓重的南方,我的舌头和外星人方言,所以如果我说的是真的疯了或者怪异,在你头上,你可以问.x05
Anyway.x05
无论如何.x05
If you would like to know more about English,I can teach you.x05
如果你想知道更多关于英语,我可以教你.x05
Been speaking it for my whole life,so I probably know a thing or two about it.x05
说它对我的一生,所以我可能知道一两件事.x05
You seem like a great person.x05
你看起来像一个伟大的人.x05
And I'd like to know more about you,but more specifically where you live.x05
我想知道更多关于你,但更确切地说你住在哪里.x05
I have taken recently an interest in Asian culture and it would be nice if you could tell me somex05
我最近对亚洲文化感兴趣,如果你能告诉我一些就好x05