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The Perfect Son.A:I have the perfect son.B:Does he smoke?A:No,he doesn't.B:Does he drink whiskey?A:No,he doesn't.B:Does he ever come home late?A:No,he doesn't.B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl:You would be a good dancer except for two things.Boy:What are the two things?Girl:Your feet.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.Father Mouse jumped and and said,"Bow-wow!" The cat ran away."What was that,Father?" asked Baby Mouse."Well,son,that's why it's important to learn a second language good luck,have you a nice day
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