要一个超级搞笑的英语笑话带中文翻译,

Two Pieces of Cake
Tom:Mom,can I have two pieces of cake,please?
Mom:Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
Mother:Mary,why do you yell and scream so much?Play quietly like Eddie.See,he doesn't make a sound.
Mary:Of course he doesn't.Mom,it's part of the game we are playing.He is Daddy coming home late,and I'm you.
妈妈：玛丽,你为什么这样大喊大叫的?为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出.
玛丽：妈妈,艾迪当然不会出声了,因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你.

Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking d...

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