求一篇爆笑的英语短文（下面有大体故事）

a man was beaten on his way to work beacause he pulled down a woman's skirt ,which was blown up ,then he thought she likes the skirt blown up.unexpectly,was hardly beaten again after he pulled the woman's skirt up.

Man have a way to work was doing good fight,

Men have a way to work was doing good fight, because the hands holding him for a woman over what has been blown down from the skirt, and then thought that she likes him windblown skirt, just carefully put her skirt pulled up But then, again playing