英语翻译我很少站在前面说英语,应为 我没有机会,开玩笑!今天,我没有准备什么材料.昨天看杂志时无意当中看到一篇文章,是关

I seldom give a talk in English in front of you because i have no chances.It's a joke!Today,i haven't got much ready.i happened to read a passage in a magazine.It's about"keeping pleasant".i would like to read it to u.First,maybe i can't speak clearly,please forgive me.!

i have no chance to talk?just joking!
today, i dont prepare any meterial. however, i, without consous, took a look at an article from a magezine, which is about keeping pleasent. and now, i wish to tell you that.
first of all, please pardon my poor pronunsiation!!!