求英语小笑话,小幽默,有意思的小短文!通俗易懂的!

Who Should be Given the Present?礼物该给谁?
A father of five came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,“Who is the most obedient,never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired.There was silence and then a chorus of voices:“You play with it,Daddy!”
一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里,把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁.“谁最听话,从不和妈妈顶嘴,让干什么就干什么?”他问道.
大家都不吭声.过了一会儿,孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸,您玩儿吧.”

The Ant and the Dove
An ant went to the bank of a river to quench its thirst, and being carried away by the rush of the stream, was on the point of drowning.
A Dove sitting on a tree overhan...

Rabbi Goldstein died and went to Heaven. And then, Saint Peter greeted him there. Well, the Rabbi was a bit surprised, but St Peter said, "WELCOME, Rabbi Goldstein! We have been waiting for you! We ha...