求一个简短并容易的英语小故事20——30词,急.

The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive." "Be quiet,"said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
1、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily
2、A little boy asked his father:Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied:I don 't know son.I 'm still paying