求英语长篇绕口令长篇英语绕口令最好是有逻辑性的,像一个小故事那样.没有逻辑性也没事.

A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr.Little.But Little,thinking little of Short,loved a little lass named Long.To belittle Long.Short announced She would marry Little before long.This caused Little shortly to marry Long.To make a long story short,did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
Betty Botter bought some butter,but she said "this butter's bitter!But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter,better than the bitter butter,and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!