谁帮我写篇英语日记（高一水平）呵呵 有点讽刺我..

Hi,little guy,try this one
Today,my teacher assigned us a diary homework,I don't like that very much.Because my English is very poor.
Why do a Chinese student have to learn a foreign language?I'm a patriot,I will only love Chinese.
But homework is homework,if I don't finish it,I'm gonna to pay for it.
So I visit Baidu for help.A lot of idiot waiting there,writing stories for students just like me,and ask for
useless virtual reward.Idiot they are!Both the hard working English learner and my teacher and Baidu writer,
I'm the smartest guy in the whole world.
The Hell English,I can get what ever I want from te Internet!

Since you are the smartest guy in the whole world, why not finish it by yourself!!!