初一英语幽默小短文（配翻译和录音）

Where It Should Be Plugged
　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son,who was only three years old.One day,she took a plug and said to her son," Look,there are two pieces of copper,so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes.Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
　　"Plug in nose." is the answer.
插在何处
　　一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育.她的儿子只有三岁.一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方.你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答.
　　“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说.