英语翻译一天,一个孩子告诉他妈妈：“今天我被爸爸打了两下.”妈妈问："为什么呢?”孩子说：“我拿了一张全是零分

1.一天,一个孩子告诉他妈妈：“今天我被爸爸打了两下.”妈妈问："为什么呢?”孩子说：“我拿了一张全是零分的记分册给爸爸,他打了我一下.”妈妈说：“那是该打.那么另一下呢?”孩子回答：“爸爸发现那是他初中时候的记分册.”
One day, a child told his mother : "Today I was playing a couple of my father ." Mother asked : "Why ? " The boy said : "I took a whole is zero branch to the father 's mind , and he hit me about . " mom said :" That is the fight . then the other under it ? " child replied:" that is his father found at junior high school record volumes . "2.一只鸭子和一只螃蟹比赛跑步.他们同时冲过终点,不分胜负.裁判说：“你们石头剪刀布决定吧.”鸭子生气地说：“可我出的永远是布,它出的永远是剪刀!”
A duck and a crab race run. They also crossed the finish line , regardless of the outcome . Referee said: "You decide stone scissors cloth ." Duck said angrily : "But I will always be out of the cloth , it is always out of scissors ! "3.人生就是一列开往坟墓的列车,途中会有很多站,很难有人能至始至终陪你走完.当他们要下车时,即使不舍,也应心存感激,挥手告别Life is a train bound for the grave , there will be many stops en route , it was difficult to be able to accompany you through from start to finish . When they want to get off, even dismay , they should be grateful , waved goodbye4.这个世界有些事是很难改变的,我们唯一能做的,就是在自己和世界间找到一个平衡点.
There are some things in this world are very difficult to change , the only thing we can do is to himself and to find a balance between the world .