一分钟能读完的英语小笑话（要短,

A gentleman was invited for dinner.When he hurried there and sat down,he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad,I am next to the pig."
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.He faked a smile and added:"Oh I am sorry,I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生去赴宴迟到了,匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着乳猪,于是大为高兴的说：“还不错,我坐在乳猪的旁边.”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视,他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起,我说的是那只烤好的.”