英语翻译的内容如下请翻译成英文（要浅显易懂的）：第二次站在这里是我的荣幸,所以今天我会带来一些不一样的东西.我要事先声明

The second time I stand here is a great honor,so today I will bring some different things.I would like to prior statements,I was good at creating noise,there is a girl who said to me:If I sang songs,she would lose interest lunch,the trees all the birds would fly away,all the sows will on the tree.