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Whose Dog Is Smarter
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.
First Woman :"My dos is so smart,every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman :"I know..."
First Woman :"How?"
Second Woman :"My dog told me."

Fritz was the son of a farmer who lived in a lonely part of Russia. The rude cabin which was his home stood in a dark forest, several miles from the nearest village.
One day Fritz was sen...

Fritz was the son of a farmer who lived in a lonely part of Russia. The rude cabin which was his home stood in a dark forest, several miles from the nearest village.
One day Fritz was sent to the...