急求一段购物的情景对话,英文的,搞笑一点的

Buyer: the shopkeeper happy New Year!
Seller: you happy New Year! Is there anything I can do for you?
Buyer: good servant! Lovely! ~
Seller: dizzy
Buyer: yeah, make you, this unhappy Chinese New Year? I want to mail home something, what candy, small gifts, such as fruit like tea, or something.
Seller: oh this easy, we will buy this, that you want something?
Buyer: I want: XueMei tianshan mountain, Beijing GuoPu, merchant series candy. Seller: ok, how much do you?
Buyer: I will...
Seller: well, I'll give you pack mailing address is how much?
Buyer: don't be nasty, the price we'll discuss it. You see I to your best, say the New Year holidays, airlines have great gift activities like?
Seller:.
.Buyers: 660 friends mail bag!
Seller: pushing ing.
Buyer: sweat! Bite down?
Seller: no or 680 ~
Buyer: that you again struggled to bite it