英语翻译从前,有一个秀才,他有一个傻儿子.有一天,朋友要来拜访他.为了显示自己的才能,他决定让儿子招待客人,还特意教给他

英语翻译
从前,有一个秀才,他有一个傻儿子.
有一天,朋友要来拜访他.为了显示自己的才能,他决定让儿子招待客人,
还特意教给他几句话:“如果客人问你咱们家的桃树怎么没了,
你就说‘让我砍了卖了’ ;
如果他问你咱们家的篱笆为什么这么乱,
你就说‘兵荒马乱糟蹋的了’;;
如果他问你咱家钱怎么这么多,你就说‘爹妈辛苦挣的’;
如果他问你怎么如此聪明,你就说‘那当然,我们家世代如此’.
于是,儿子去招待客人.客人问:“你的父亲呢?”
儿子答道:“让我砍了卖了”
;客人很惊讶,接着问你母亲呢?”
儿子回答:“兵荒马乱糟蹋了;
客人又问:“你们家门前的牛粪这么多呀?”
儿子骄傲地说:“爹妈辛辛苦苦挣的!”
客人生气地问:“你怎么这么说!”
;儿子得意地说:“那当然,我们家世代如此
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Many years ago,a man had a stupid son.
one day,the man's friend came and visited him,for showing his talent,he dicided let her son to welcome the visitor.
he taught the boy some answers for visitors' questions.
"if my firend ask you where is our cherry tree,"he said"you'd say,you homed it."
"if he ask you why our yard is so mess,you'd say destroyed by the war."
"if he ask you why we have so much money,you'd say your parents earnd it."
"if he ask you why you are so talent,you'd say of course,everyone in my familiy is talent."
so,the stupid boy went and welcomed the visitor.
the visitor asked"where is your father?"
he answered"oh~homed and sold by me."
The visitor asked surprisely"so...where is your mom?"
he said"destroyed by the war."
then,the visitor asked"why there are so much shit in front of the gate?"
"my parents earnd it!"the son answerd proudly.
the visitor was angry and said"how can you say so!"
the son answerd happilly"of course!everyone in my family is talent."
汗...人家是高中生...凑合着看吧...
汗...被楼上的“'Let me cut to sell'”雷到了

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