给我几个英语笑话字数别太多,70个左右,

A young man born in a poor family went abroad to pursue his studies owing to his efforts and talent.And several years later,he entered a large company and then earned a lot of money.So he decided to spend $100,000 on a parrot that can speak 6 languages as a present to his old mother.He mailed the present and in the letter,he asked his mother whether she liked it.Several weeks later,he received his mother's reply,on which was written 'Of coz I like it.It's delicious.'
我就指着这个笑话活了.