首字母填空A drunk got on a bus one day.He sat down next to a prie
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A drunk got on a bus one day.He sat down next to a priest.The drunk's shrit was stained,his face full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.He o____________his newspaper and stared reading.A couple minutes later,he asked the prist,"Father,what causes arthritis?”
"Mister,it's caused by loose living ,being with cheap,wicked women,too much alcohol.”the priest replied."Imagine that,”the drunkmuttered.He returned to reading his paper.
the prist,thinking about what he had said,turned to the man and apologized,"I'm sorry.l didn't mean to come on so strong.How l____________have you had arthritis?”“l
don't h_______arthritis,Father, ”the drunk said,“but l just r__________in the paper that the Pope does.”